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About LITTLE BRITAIN & Episode Guides

About LITTLE BRITAIN & Episode Guides

Matt Lucas & David Walliams


Little Britain Aired From February 09, 2003 - December 24, 2005 On BBC



About Little Britain
Matt Lucas and David Walliams bring their Radio characters to life in this bizarre yet hilarious sketch show. Highlights of the show include Andy, the 'disabled' man and his carer Lou and Marjorie Dawes with her ' Fat Fighters'. After spending a few years on radio, Little Britain finally made its way to tv and within a few months had become a smash hit show watched by millions. The show followed up Walliams and Lucas' cult hit 'Rock Profiles' where they parodied famous singers and bands.

After the 3rd series of the show and millions more viewers tuning in, the shows popularity shows no signs of ending. Despite the programmes creators denying a new series will be on its way in the near future, the fans would love a new series and there is a good chance of it happening.

The show piloted in February 2003, It was such a hit that the series soon followed. In 2005 a Comic Relief special was made with celebrity fans of the show including George Michael, Robbie Williams and Elton John.

Cast
Real NameCharacter Name
Matt LucasVarious Roles
David WalliamsVarious Roles
Tom BakerNarrator
Anthony HeadThe Prime Minister


Source: IMDB.com & Tvrage.com


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Season 1 Episode Guide



Episode One (Sep/16/2003)

01) Vicky Pollard is in trouble with teacher.
02) Sebastian Love is jealous of another MP.
03) Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
04) For Andy's birthday, Lou takes him to the opera.
05) At Kelsey Grammar School, the teacher tells the pupils to read Dickens.
06) Jason meets Gary's grandmother and falls in love.
07) The pianist wonders if he's still got the plastic bag he brought with him.
08) Kenny Craig goes on a date.
09) Jeremey Rent has a part in Macbeth for Dennis Waterman.
10) Marjorie Dawes-Cravings.
11) Ray Macoony-Make his soup.
12) Lou and Andy-At the swimming pool.
13) Daffyd Thomas-Another gay in the village-Gay Test.
14) Vicky Pollard has done her essay but the teacher is not happy with it.
15) Two minstrells listion to an anti-minstrel politician.
16) Ian and Ian-Most Beans in a bath.

Episode Two (Sep/23/2003)

01) Daffyd Thomas-"I want my Gay Times!".
02) Lou & Andy-Dinner Wearing Smurf Outfit.
03) Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a young girl into a swimming pool.
04) At Kelsey Grammar School-Test. (Part 1).
05) Dr Lawrence is in his office informing an inspector how the Steven Spielberg institute is run and Anne is making a mess!.
06) Sebastian and the Prime Minister-The opinion polls.
07) Doctor Lawrence shows the inspector the gardens and Anne does (or, at least, attempts to do) some gardening!.
08) Back at Kelsey Grammar School the test continues. (Part 2).
09) Lou builds something for Andy to do toilet while Lou isn't there.
10) Dame Sally Markham finishes 'The Lady in White' and starts "The Lady in Mauve".
11) David Soul is asked to visit a sick child in hospital.
12) Marjorie Dawes defends Fat Fighters against an 'anonymous' tip off that the whole thing is just a scam and invites Cliff Roberts.
13) Dr. Lawrence continues his tour in the canteen where Anne makes a mess.
14) Jason is invited over to Gary's for Sunday lunch.
15) At Kelsey Grammar school the test comes to an end (Part 3).
16) Clive and his wife Liz go to a restaurant where Liz brags on about a past fame.
17) Les McKeown performs some songs for the sick child and her parents.
18) A Retired Policeman gives a young lad a driving lesson.
19) Ian and Ian-Worlds tallest man

Episode Three (Sep/30/2003)

01) The Prime Minister and Sebastian skim through the newspapers
02) Vicky Pollard tries to buy alcohol in a pub.
03) Andy and Lou buy a cone without ice cream.
04) Mr Cleaves introduces a new student at Kelsey Grammar School.
05) Kenny Craig plays Scrabble with his mother.
06) Two minstrels try to rent a room.
07) The Fat Fighters divide food that is high in fat from food that is low in fat.
08) Mr cleaves introduces another new student at Kelsey Grammar School.
09) A pianist wonders what time does Sainsburys shut tonight.
10) Daffyd Thomas complains that the village has nothing for gays.
11) Andy and Lou go to the video shop.
12) Emily Howard tries to rent a room.
13) Bernard Chumley receives a visit from a young actor.
14) Roy McCooney is visited by a reviewer.
15) Mr Cleaves introduces yet another new student at Kelsey Grammar.
16) Dame Sally Markham tries to stretch syllables.
17) Denver Mills is going to give a talk about lepra.
18) Ian and Ian-Hard boiled egg eating’

Episode Four (Oct/07/2003)

01) Daffyd Thomas has a new hairdresser, who is also gay.
02) Emily Howard gets an X ray taken.
03) Andy Pipkin refuses to go to the toilet at the pub.
04) Anne takes up a Saturday job as a librarian.
05) Vicky Pollard-Court for shoplifting.
06) Matthew Waterhouse-“-agrams”
07) Mr Cleaves want his students to do impossible calculations
08) Sandra Patterson enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.
09) Anne helps Dr Lawrence at the library.
10) Marjorie Dawes wants her mother go be taken into a ‘home’
11) Des Kaye treats a costumer in a weird way
12) Anne throws her loan down the drain
13) Royal correspondent Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.
14) Andy wants a chocolate.
15) A man has a heart attack at the opera.
16) Roy McCooney serves afternoon tea to tourists
17) Dame Sally Markham wants Miss Grace to copy from an already written book
18) David Waterman congratulates Jeremy Rent with his birthday
19) Liz annoys other customers with her stories about having been Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid
20) Ian and Ian-World record on smoking

Episode Five (Oct/14/2003)

01) Vicky Pollard is summoned to the principal’s office
02) Andy and Lou-Pet Shop.
03) The Prime Minister gives a press conference after the resignation of a member of his cabinet
04) Meera is absent at Fat Fighters, because she is undergoing a liposuction treatment
05) Edward explains Samantha how much he loves her by using a blackboard
06) A young pupil gets informed by a robot how realistic his career opportunities are
07) Lou takes Andy-At the library
08) Edward and Samantha plan to spend the night together
09) Bernard Chumbley gets a visit from Meals on Wheels
10) Peter Andre is denied access to the royal party
11) Kenny Craig hypnotizes a man in order to get him to buy some of his possessions
12) Matthew Waterhouse has some ideas for a West End musical
13) Daffyd Thomas-At the sex clinic
14) Denver Mills prepares for a speech at a state school.
15) Lou and Andy visit Maria in hospital
16) Eilene comforts her bereaved sister Janet
17) Des Kaye introduces himself to a new employee
18) Ian and Ian-World record on the biggest house of cards

Episode Six (Oct/21/2003)

01) The Prime Minister receives the chancellor.
02) Dennis Waterman is offered a part in a new series of Minder.
03) Vicky Pollard goes to the doctor.
04) Denver Mills makes an after-dinner speech to policemen.
05) Andy and Lou buy a birthday card for Andy’s brother.
06) Marjorie Dawes-At the supermarket.
07) Ray McCooney’s television gets fixed.
08) Anne visits Dr Lawrence's home for the weekend.
09) Des Kaye meets up with Dicky Bubble.
10) Andy wants Lou to take him on holiday to Helsinki.
11) Mr Cleaves makes some announcements
12) Sandra and Ralph go to the offices of the Royal Shakespeare Company.
13) Anne joins Lawrence’s family for lunch
14) The pianist forgot to set the video for Room 101
15) Dame Sally Markham is writing another book which includes the Bible in full.
16) Matthew Waterhouse visits a cereal company.
17) Lou and Andy are getting ready for Maria's funeral.
18) Whitelaw visits a the charity shop.
19) Anne throws a guinea pig out of the window
20) Emily meets a man from her past at the seafront
21) Ian and Ian have lost the subject of a world record attempt.

Episode Seven (Oct/28/2003)

01) Vicky Pollard is visited by a social worker
02) Mr Mann desires to buy a pirate memory game
03) Marjorie Dawes asks the Fat Fighters to imagine themselves naked.
04) Lou paints Andy’s room red.
05) Len Boothe gives a tour around the village of Pove
06) Myfanwy and Daffyd have organized a gay night at the local pub
07) Edward talks about Samantha with her parents
08) Bernard Chumley reports the death of his sister Kitty
09) Matthew Waterhouse has a few ideas for new board games.
10) Mr Cleaves introduces himself to his students
11) Edward and Samantha have dinner with Samantha’s parents
12) Sandra makes Ralph do audition for Bugsy Malone
13) Sebastian wants to stay in the Prime Minister’s hotel room
14) Lou has bought Andy a new wheelchair.
15) Margaret might have found a pirate memory game.
16) Jason is left alone with Gary’s grandmother
17) Edward informs Samantha of his upcoming absency
18) Ian and Ian-Largest mince pie

Episode Eight (Nov/04/2003)

01) Emily Howard helps fixing an icecream van
02) Myfanwy goes on a date
03) Boris is babysitter
04) Vicky Pollard gives a speech at her old school
05) Andy and Lou make a bonfire
06) Boris’ babysitting session comes to a close
07) Mr Cleaves returns the work after a disastrous test
08) Ray McCooney is visited by tax inspectors
09) Dame Sally Markham writes a book with the help of the radio
10) Fat Fighters is checked by someone from the headquarters
11) The pianist receives a text message on his phone
12) Gary’s grandmother is visited by Jason
13) Liz and Clive meet Mollie Sugden
14) The Prime Minister meets with his Italian colleague
15) Andy shoplifts
16) Ian and Ian-Most people in a mini

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Season 2 Episode Guide



Episode One (Oct/19/2004)

01. Vicky Pollard - Stealing from the supermarket.
02. Emily Howard - Emily and Florence take a trip to a café.
03. Bubbles DeVere - Avoids Paying Charges at Hill Grange Health Spa.
04. Lou and Andy - Andy stars on The Price Is Right.
05. Maggie and Judy - Judging the Jams at the fête.
06. Daffyd Thomas - Daffyd comes out, to his parents.
07. Marjorie Dawes - Q&A with Vanessa Feltz at Fat Fighters.
08. Carol Beer - Computer Says No.
09. Harvey Pincher - Bitty [Fowler is cool].
10. Mr Mann - Looking to meet a woman.
11. Sebastien and Michael - The Opposition arrives for a chat.
12. Maggie and Judy - Enjoying a fairy cake and a cup of tea.
13. Lou and Andy - They visit the pond to feed the ducks, Andy has trouble with the youths.

Episode Two (Oct/26/2004)

01. Emily and Florence buying a wedding dress
02. Prime Minister talking to USA President
03. Bubbles DeVere tries to avoid paying the bill at the Spa by hiding in the solarium
04. Lou meets Andy's girlfriend
05. Linda Flint - Big Fat Lesbian
06. Anne working in a bowling alley
07. Pat and Paul of the Fat Fighters announce they have been seeing each other
08. Daffyd sells his stuff on a fair
09. Linda Flint - Ching Chong Chinaman
10. Harvey Pincher is breast-fed in a restaurant
11. A child wishes to open a bank account at Carol Beer's
12. Vicky Pollard is roller skating
13. Dennis Waterman at his agent
14. Linda Flint - Oompa Loompa
15. Mr. Mann wishes to rent a video
16. Maggie and Judy eating a cake
17. Lou and Andy get lost, Andy escapes on a horse

Episode Three (Nov/02/2004)

01. Vicky Pollard smokes in a bus
02. Lou and Andy go ice-skating
03. Robbery in a jewellery shop
04. Mr. T's lookalike in a gym
05. Emily and Florence taking a walk, Emily playing football with children
06. Meera of the Fat Fighters wins a lottery
07. Prime Minister meets an old friend (played by Jamie Theakston), Sebastian is very jealous
08. Kenny Craig tries to hypnotize his mother
09. Anne is feeding the ducks
10. Mr Mann wishes to buy a birthday card
11. Two policemen tell the wrong lady that her husband is dead (part 1)
12. Dennis Waterman is offered a job
13. Two policemen tell the lady her husband is dead (part 2)
14. Daffyds brother comes out to him
15. Andy moves a car with his hands

Episode Four (Nov/09/2004)

01. Vicky Pollard pretends to be an eyewitness of a robbery
02. Judy and Maggie at the Annual Carol Service
03. A man in a shop with curious shop assistant
04. A man in a restaurant (part 1)
05. Emily and Florence go to the ballet
06. Andy goes to the church dressed as baby Jesus
07. Anne stars in a stageplay
08. Marjorie takes the Fat Fighters for a meal into a restaurant
09. Daffyd establishes a gay, lesbian & bisexual section in the local library
10. A man in a restaurant (part 2)
11. Prime Minister and his wife wish to announce her pregnancy
12. A young couple at Carol Beer's
13. Harvey Pincher and his fiancee meet their wedding caterer
14. Kenny Craig bumps into a car on a parking lot
15. A man in a restaurant (part 3)
16. Mr. Mann is looking for a book
17. Bubbles DeVere brings a check to the manager of the Spa
18. Andy climbs up on a tree

Episode Five (Nov/16/2004)

01. Lou and Andy go bowling
02. Vicky Pollard is trying to skip the queue to go backstage
03. Emily and Florence play tennis in mixed doubles
04. A lady at the psychiatrist's (part 1)
05. Marjorie launches a range of low fat puddings
06. A lady treats construction workers like dogs
07. A lady at the police station
08. Prime Minister has a TV interview
09. A man at the psychiatrist's (part 2)
10. Kenny Craig and his girlfriend wake up after a night spent together
11. A man in a restaurant
12. Drug rehab center
13. Anne shows the doctor her drawings
14. Dennis Waterman is offered a job
15. Carol Beer is invited to go out with her co-workers
16. Myfanwy gets married with her girlfriend, what shocks Daffyd
17. Lou and Andy go to France

Episode Six (Nov/23/2004)

01. Andy meets a girl in a wheelchair and pushes her downhill
02. Vicky Pollard is hanging out with her boyfriend
03. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 1)
04. A new priest from USA arrives to a church
05. Pat and Paul bring some food to the Fat Fighters club
06. Kenny Craig performing (part 1)
07. Daffyd and the Gay Rugby League
08. The end of Kenny Craig's performance (part 2)
09. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 2)
10. Harvey Pincher and his fiancee get married
11. Dennis Waterman is offered to play in Star Wars
12. Bubbles DeVere is hitting on a man
13. Mr. Mann wishes to buy a record
14. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 3)
15. Maggie and Judy at 'Bring and Buy' sale
16. Prime Minister and Sebastian dancing together on a Christmas party
17. Andy jumps into the sea while Lou is buying him ice cream

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Season 3 Episode Guide



Episode One (Nov/17/2005)

01. Bubbles - Breakfast with Roman and Desiree
02. Lou and Andy - Aquarium
03. Dudley and Ting Tong - Ting Tong arrives
04. Vicky Pollard - Dance off
05. Mrs Emery - Supermarket / jumble sale
06. Emily and Florance - Facial hair problem
07. Sir Norman Fry - Drive in Kings Cross
08. Carol - Flight to Toronto with vegetarian meal
09. Daffyd - Rent boy
10. Anne on Stars in their Eyes (Cat Deeley guest stars)
11. Linda - BALDY!
12. Marjorie - Spray tan
13. Sebastian and Michael - Arms to Iran
14. Lou and Andy - Air Show

Episode Two (Nov/24/2005)

01. Lou and Andy - You say we pay
02. Mrs Emery - Post office
03. Vicky Pollard - Chat line
04. Dudley and Ting Tong - Lady boy
05. Bubbles - Steam room with Roman and Desiree
06. Linda - Magnum PI
07. Marjorie - Derek the fitness trainer
08. Leonard - Cup of tea
09. Daffyd - Girlfriend
10. Mr Mann - Roy's Painting Shop
11. Pat and Don - King Prawn Vindaloo
12. Judy and Maggie - New kidney
13. Sebastian and Michael - Prime Minister's questions
14. Lou and Andy - Thames Cruise

Episode Three (Dec/01/2005)

01. Vicky Pollard - PR agent's office
02. Lou and Andy - breast enlargement
03. Anne - Pianist
04. Carol - Travel agent - Golden wedding anniversary cruise
05. Dudley and Ting Tong - Trivial Pursuit
06. Sir Norman Fry - Toilet on Hamstead Heath
07. Marjorie Dawes - Charlie Slater (Derek Martin guest stars)
08. Lette - Birthday present</br> 9. Bubbles - Massage
09. Orville - supermarket
10. Pat and Don - Jalfrezi
11. Sebastian and Michael - Affair scandal
12. Alan, Donkey Hospice Collector - old couple
13. Maggie and Judy - Parish newsletter
14. Lou and Andy - Missing Dogtanian

Episode Four (Dec/08/2005)

01. Mrs Emery - Library
02. Emily and Florance - Stag party
03. Dudley and Ting Tong - Mother
04. Bubbles - Steam room/supermarket
05. Warren (Dying Man)
06. Carol - Travel agent - Priest, film island
07. Marjorie Dawes - Baby
08. Sid Pegg - Gypsies
09. Daffyd - Election
10. Linda - "Ali Bongo" (Hindu)
11. Mr Mann - Problem feet magaazine
12. Sebastian and Michael - Moustache
13. Maggie and Judy - Dogs
14. Lou and Andy - Frisbee

Episode Five (Dec/15/2005)

01. Lou & Andy - Making patio
02. Carol - Travel agent - Insurance
03. Vicky Pollard - Babysiting
04. Linda - Molly the Mole
05. Sir Norman Fry - Sobomites dating website
06. Marjorie - Demotivators slideshow
07. Vicky Pollard - Babysitting - Return of parents
08. Ashraf (Horse Whisperer) - Computer shop
09. Daffyd - Get job!
10. Sid Pegg - Self defence
11. Mr Mann - Fancy dress shop
12. Lou and Andy - Rugby match
13. Sebastian and Michael - Arab-Israeli treaty
14. Emily and Florance - Baby in pram

Episode Six (Dec/24/2005)

01. Vicky Pollard - Lottery win
02. Bubbles - Acupuncture
03. Carol - Computer says yes
04. Lou & Andy - Mrs Mead
05. Emily and Florence - Fred
06. Linda - Fatty fatty boom boom
07. Andy & Mrs Mead - Cleaning
08. Mrs Emery - Doctor's appointment
09. Marjorie Dawes - Sorry
10. Linda - Cast of Fraggle Rock
11. Leonard - Dinner
12. Andy & Mrs Mead - Dinner
13. Daffyd - London
14. Anne - Christmas decorations
15. Dudley and Ting Tong - Thai restaurant
16. Sebastian - PM resignation
17. Andy & Mrs Mead - Out for a walk
18. Lou & Andy (post credits) - Lou returns

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