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Episode 1: The Belchies (Mar/11/2012)
The kids hunt for treasure in an abandoned taffy factory and Bob and Linda must find them before the factory’s scheduled demolition

Episode 2: Bob Day Afternoon (Mar/18/2012)
A bank robber (guest star Hader) holds up a bank across the street from Bob's Burgers.
When the robbery goes awry, Bob finds himself at the center of a hostage crisis

Episode 3: Synchronized Swimming (Mar/25/2012)
The kids con their way out of gym class with a bogus synchronized swimming independent study. Meanwhile, Bob welcomes a new soft serve ice cream machine to the restaurant

Episode 4: Burgerboss (Apr/01/2012)
Bob becomes obsessed with an old-school burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the high score and writes " BOB SUX" on the leader board.

Episode 5: Food Truckin’ (Apr/15/2012)
Bob’s family persuades him to buy a food truck and compete with the ones stealing his customers right outside the restaurant. When the Belchers bring their food truck to the “ Lolla-Pa-Foods-A-Festival,” the Belcher kids’ mischief causes the foodies and other truck owners to riot against them

Episode 6: Dr. Yap (Apr/29/2012)
Linda’s sister Gayle joins the family ski trip. But before she does so, she picks up a heavily medicated Bob from Dr. Yap, the family dentist. When Bob mistakes Gayle for Linda and kisses her, Gayle falls for Bob. So Bob turns to Dr. Yap for help.

Episode 7: Moody Foodie (May/06/2012)
Bob obsesses after a bad review in the ' Moody Foodie'.

Episode 8: Bad Tina (May/13/2012)
Tina starts to hang out with a bad girl in order to get closer to Jimmy Junior.

Episode 9: Beefsquatch (May/20/2012)
Bob appears in a cooking segment on a local news morning program, but Gene steals the show when he crashes the set with a sasquatch mask.

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Episode 1: Ear-sy Rider (Sep/30/2012)
Louise has an identity crisis when her bunny ears are stolen by a bully.

Meanwhile, a biker gang decides to pick Bob's Burgers as their hangout when they are in town for the funeral for their leader, Horny Dave.

Episode 2: Full Bars (Oct/07/2012)
The Belcher decide to spend Halloween trick-or-treating without their dad so they go to Kingshead Island, a posh neighborhood that is known for distributing full-sized candy bars. They realize the price for full size chocolate bars might be too high.

Meanwhile, Bob and Linda attend Teddy's annual "Black and Orange" party which shockingly ends in a death.

Episode 3: Bob Fires the Kids (Nov/04/2012)
Bob worries he's depriving his children of their summer vacation by making them work at the restaurant, so he fires them. However, the kids become so bored with their newfound freedom that they secretly get hired by a pair of married hippie farmers, who hire the Belcher kids as "weed pickers." Meanwhile, Bob hires Mickey the bank robber to help out at the restaurant, but soon regrets his decision

Episode 4: Mutiny on the Windbreaker (Nov/11/2012)
While trying to attract cruise ship passengers, the Belchers befriend the captain who invites Bob to cook for him for the day and his family to enjoy the boat.

After the captain boat-naps Bob, he vows to get off the boat and escape the crazy captain.

Episode 5: An Indecent Thanksgiving (Nov/18/2012)
Bob is anxious to celebrate his favorite holiday when Mr. Fischoeder entices the Belchers to help him win over an old flame.

The catch is, Lynn, Louise, Tina & Gene have to pretend to be his wife and kids while Bob cooks them Thanksgiving dinner.

Episode 6: The Deepening (Nov/25/2012)
In order to spruce up the boardwalk amusement park, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in the old movie, The Deepening 3D.
After Tina, Gene & Louise accidentally break the shark, it goes on a rampage through the streets which leaves the block captain, Bob, the only one that can stop it.

Episode 7: Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks (Dec/02/2012)
After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".

Episode 8: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene (Dec/09/2012)
After Gene gets suckered into dating Courtney, his first girlfriend ever, the entire family wants him to break up with her when they decide she's totally annoying. But when Gene finally musters up the courage to end things, he falters after discovering that Courtney's father writes jingles and could possibly launch his music career

Episode 9: God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (Dec/16/2012)
Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it’s filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant.

It’s discovered that this stranger, who claims he was once a mannequin, has a gift for intricate and living window displays. With the restaurant decked out in holiday cheer, the Christmas spirit is in the air

Episode 10: Mother Daughter Laser Razor (Jan/06/2013)
Linda frets that Louise doesn’t like her and, to Louise’s chagrin, forces her to attend a Mother-Daughter seminar to beef up their relationship.

Meanwhile, with Linda gone, Tina asks Bob to indulge in his feminine side and teach her to shave her legs

Episode 11: Nude Beach (Jan/13/2013)
Hugo, the loathsome health inspector who torments Bob, quits his job to become a nudist after discovering the town's new nude beach. His replacement Tommy, seems nice enough until he blackmails the Belchers into letting him perform his terrible music at the restaurant, which drives all the customers away. Unable to tolerate it anymore, Bob decides upon the lesser of two evils and braves the nude beach (and bares... well, everything else) to find Hugo and bring him back

Episode 12: Broadcast Wagstaff School News (Jan/27/2013)
There is a “Mad Pooper” running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the “bottom” of the situation.

Episode 13: My Fuzzy Valentine (Feb/10/2013)
When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn’t cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine’s Day gift that will “wow” Linda.

Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn’t go exactly as planned

Episode 14: Lindapendent Woman (Feb/17/2013)
Linda thinks Bob doesn’t appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries – and fails – to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem.

Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge

Episode 15: O.T. The Outside Toilet (Mar/03/2013)
In an homage to "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," Gene finds an expensive talking toilet and befriends it. Together with Louise and Tina, the Belcher kids help the toilet hide from the evil toilet hunter.

Episode 16: Topsy (Mar/10/2013)
Sparks fly when Louise is determined to take down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher by recreating a famous experiment where Thomas Edison electrocutes an elephant named Topsy

Episode 17: Two For Tina (Mar/17/2013)
Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

Episode 18: It Snakes a Village (Mar/24/2013)
The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs

Episode 19: Family Fracas (Apr/14/2013)
After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's host, they keep winning and coming back each night that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end

Episode 20: The Kids Run the Restaurant (Apr/21/2013)
After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder stops by and catches them in action

Episode 21: Boyz 4 Now (Apr/28/2013)
While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative - and slightly offensive - in a table-setting competition

Episode 22: Carpe Museum (May/05/2013)
While acting as a parent chaperon on the school’s trip to the museum, Bob has a father-daughter bonding moment with Louise.

Meanwhile, Gene and his friends are on a hunt to find exhibits that feature the female anatomy. Also, Tina questions her dorkiness and, on the steps of the museum, Linda lends her unique chanting abilities to striking museum workers

Episode 23: The Unnatural (May/12/2013)
After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso and becomes a caffeine addict.

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Episode 1: A River Runs Through Bob (Sep/29/2013)
Bob, Linda and the kids go on a camping adventure and face the perils of nature...and Bob's intestines. Braving wild river rapids, eager squirrels and parent/child separation, the Belchers prove they are worth their mettle.

Episode 2: Fort Night (Oct/06/2013)
Tina, Gene and Louise are filled with the Halloween spirit and head out with their friends for a candy-fueled adventure.

However, things take a turn for the worse, when the kids build their own fort and find themselves held hostage by Louise’s wacko friend, Millie

Episode 3: Seaplane! (Nov/03/2013)
Linda is bored by Bob's tired attempts at Date Night and decides to sign up for flying lessons. When Bob won't join her, she becomes the target of "Upskirt Kurt", the most charming pilot in the air

Episode 4: My Big Fat Greek Bob (Nov/10/2013)
Bob scores a temporary gig as a cook at an “underdog” frat house and discovers that he fits right in! Hijinks ensue as Bob and the rest of the fraternity brothers find themselves in the middle of a collegiate prank war that involves the house's most famous alumnus, Dr. Yap.

Meanwhile, the kids are on a mission to invade the frat house and get in on the action

Episode 5: Turkey in a Can (Nov/24/2013)
Determined to have a perfect Thanksgiving, Bob meticulously prepares the family turkey. But, to his horror, he finds that someone then dumps the turkey in the toilet in an act of Thanksgiving sabotage

Episode 6: Purple Rain-Union (Dec/01/2013)
In an attempt to redeem a failed talent show performance from her past, Linda reunites with her former band mates from, the Ta-Ta’s, to perform at their high school reunion. At the event, a former female classmate attempts to impress Bob, her high school crush, who, in turn, becomes very self-conscious about the unwanted attention

Episode 7: Bob and Deliver (Dec/08/2013)
To Tina's delight, Bob becomes the substitute “Home Ec” teacher at her school and ends up creating a full-scale restaurant in the classroom. However, her excitement is short-lived as Bob's position causes father/daughter friction. But when Gene and Louise go to work for Bob’s “school” restaurant, Linda must fend for herself at the family’s “other” restaurant (aka Bob’s Burgers)

Episode 8: Christmas in a Car (Dec/15/2013)
After Linda accidentally kills the family tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas day to find a new one. But when Bob cuts off a giant candy cane truck, they are forced to outrun the madman driver and spend the entire holiday together in the car.
Back at the Belcher home, Bob’s friend, Teddy, accidentally gets stuck in the kids’ Santa trap

Episode 9: Slumber Party (Jan/05/2014)
When Linda throws a surprise slumber party for Louise, she does whatever she can to get rid of her guests until one of them, Jessica, decides she wants to stay.

Meanwhile, Linda enlists Bob & Teddy's help in saving a raccoon.

Episode 10: Presto Tina-o (Jan/12/2014)
Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse"

Episode 11: Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercia (Jan/26/2014)
To compete with fellow “restaurateur,” Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob’s Burgers commercial to air during the “big game.” In an effort to outshine Pesto, the Belchers recruit Randy, a documentarian, to assist with the filmmaking and hire on former pro football star Connie Frye to be the celebrity endorser.

Episode 12: The Frond Files (Mar/09/2014)
Bob and Linda visit school and learn that their kids' essays about their fantasy version of Wagstaff are “too creative” and “offensive.”
Eugene transforms the school into a “Fart School for the Gifted” (watch out for Keyboard Jail);
Tina, to her delight, depicts a world where she is romanced by countless zombie teenage boys; and Louise creates a school where she takes down a robotic Mr. Frond from the future.

Episode 13: Mazel Tina (Mar/16/2014)
Tina isn’t invited to her classmate Tammy’s Bat Mitzvah, but ends up at the party anyway, because Bob and the family were hired to cater. Despite the invite snub, Tina is excited to scope out the BFOS (boys from other schools). Things go awry and Louise and Tammy end up missing, so, to her total delight, Tina is left center stage.

Episode 14: Uncle Teddy (Mar/23/2014)
When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention, they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise.
While they're away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of “Uncle Teddy” and does so by putting Tina’s crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for free burgers!

Episode 15: The Kids Rob a Train (Mar/30/2014)
The Belchers take a trip on a train and, to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car!

Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a “taste-off” with a snobby couple

Episode 16: I Get Psy-chic Out of You (Apr/06/2014)
After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic.
Needless to say her "predictions" irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings

Episode 17: The Equestranauts (Apr/13/2014)
In an homage to the “Bronies” subculture, Tina attends her first Equestra-con, a convention based on her favorite animated pony show, “The Equestranauts.”
To her surprise, she finds that the show’s fans are middle-aged men (called “Equesticles”). When a powerful super-fan tricks Tina out of her rare toy pony, it’s up to Bob to go undercover to get it back

Episode 18: Ambergris (Apr/20/2014)
The Belcher kids take a trip to the beach. Here the kids find a valuable, however illegal orca by-product that is used in expensive perfumes - the kids think they could easily make a profit. Linda and Bob find themselves dealing with a landlord who's building them a new bathroom.

Episode 19: The Kids Run Away (Apr/27/2014)
Louise discovers she has a cavity, so runs away from the dentists to stay with Aunt Gail.

Episode 20: Gene It On (May/04/2014)
Tina decides to try out for the cheerleading squad, but it’s actually Gene who gets noticed in the crowd for his spirit and cheering ability.

Meanwhile, during her cheer audition, Tina falls and bites her tongue, leaving her unable to speak – and a mischievous Louise steps up to be her translator

Episode 21: Wharf Horse (May/11/2014)
Motivated by the promise of a new beachside burger joint, Bob conspires with Felix to convince Mr. Fischoeder to sell Wonder Wharf.

Meanwhile, Tina protests the destruction of the wharf’s carousel by chaining herself to it.

Episode 22: World Wharf II: The Wharfening (May/18/2014)
It’s Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures, and puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger

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