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Episode 1: Pilot (American Dad!) (Feb/06/2005)
Steve finds himself unable to score with Lisa Silver, a sexy cheerleader, so Stan helps him by rigging the school election to name him student body president, but Steve becomes drunk with power when Lisa admits to using him. Meanwhile, Francine cuts off Roger's junk food supply, and Roger uses Hayley to get his fix by writing her term papers. Roger searches the internet to find the best looking guy and finds out Afghan celebrity Toofan Khan Rahime

Episode 2: Threat Levels (May/01/2005)
After a deadly virus scare, Francine wishes to do more with her life and becomes a realtor. Meanwhile, Hayley uses one of the houses in her mother's portfolio to set up a homeless shelter, though Steve wants to stage fights between the homeless after his plans to videotape a Girls Gone Wild-esque series of videos falls through.

Episode 3: Stan Knows Best (May/08/2005)
Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan. Meanwhile, Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy from and ask out a girl to the school dance.

Episode 4: Francine's Flashback (May/15/2005)
When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

Episode 5: Roger Codger (Jun/05/2005)
Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.

Episode 6: Homeland Insecurity (Jun/12/2005)
Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighbourhood. Stan learns his new neighbours are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be trouble makers. Roger is convinced he possesses hidden alien powers and is determined to find out what they are.

Episode 7: Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (Jun/19/2005)
Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Steve is falling in love with Chuck's daughter, Betsy. Roger is going through his reproductive cycle, causing him to lactate, ultimately complicating matters for Stan and Steve.

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Episode 1: Bullocks to Stan (Sep/11/2005)
When Stan is up for a promotion, he asks his family to be on their best behavior at the CIA picnic. Unfortunately, Hayley ends up getting into a fight with Stan's boss, Bullock, which makes Stan think his chances for the promotion are ruined. But when Stan goes to Bullock's house to apologize for Hayley's behavior, he's shocked to discover Bullock's new woman.

Episode 2: A Smith in the Hand (Sep/18/2005)
Stan decides to teach Steve sex ed himself, teaching him the "evils" of masturbation. However, Stan suffers an embarrassing accident, and his ointment use turns into an addiction to masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender after Hayley insults him about doing nothing but watch sleazy reality shows on TV.

Episode 3: All About Steve (Sep/25/2005)
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.

Episode 4: Con Heir (Oct/02/2005)
When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.

Episode 5: Stan of Arabia (1) (Nov/06/2005)
Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan’s boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

Episode 6: Stan of Arabia (2) (Nov/13/2005)
As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine’s musical exposé on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.

Episode 7: Stannie Get Your Gun (Nov/20/2005)
Stan and Hayley attempt to bond, but things are difficult due to Stan's obsession with guns. In the process, Hayley herself accidentally shoots Stan and paralyzes him. Meanwhile, Roger takes revenge on Steve for eating his cookie by convincing him he's adopted.

Episode 8: Star Trek (Nov/27/2005)
Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable "stage parent." After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a "Cribs" lifestyle.

Episode 9: Not Particularly Desperate Housewives (Dec/18/2005)
As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren’t as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.

Episode 10: Rough Trade (Jan/08/2006)
After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a "Freaky Friday"-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

Episode 11: Finances With Wolves (Jan/29/2006)
Stan gets a hefty bonus at work and uses it on himself while Francine opens a muffin shop without Stan's approval. Now without a housewife at home, Stan puts Klaus's brain back into a human body. Klaus's brain in the human body flushes dead Klaus down the toilet and kidnaps Stan. Stan, still tied up, is expected to stop the human body from stealing Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's becoming a werewolf.

Episode 12:  It's Good to be the Queen (Feb/26/2006)
Stan seeks revenge for being the focus of a prank during his high school years by showing off that he married Francine, who is the homecoming queen. However, when her title is revealed to be a mistake, Stan's pride gets the best of him and goes out with the real queen.

Episode 13: Roger 'n Me (Apr/23/2006)
When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

Episode 14: Helping Handis (Apr/30/2006)
Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

Episode 15: With Friends Like Steve's (May/07/2006)
After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.

Episode 16: Tears of a Clooney (May/14/2006)
When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

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Episode 1: Camp Refoogee (Sep/10/2006)
When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

Episode 2: The American Dad After School Special (Sep/17/2006)
Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

Episode 3: Failure is Not a Factory-installed Option (Sep/24/2006)
Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

Episode 4: Lincoln Lover (Nov/05/2006)
Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

Episode 5: Dungeons and Wagons (Nov/12/2006)
After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

Episode 6:  Iced, Iced Babies (Nov/19/2006)
When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Hayley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Hayley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan, who turns out to be far from normal.

Episode 7: Of Ice and Men (Nov/26/2006)
When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

Episode 8: Irregarding Steve (Dec/10/2006)
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

Episode 9: The Best Christmas Story Never (Dec/17/2006)
When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

Episode 10: Bush Comes to Dinner (Jan/07/2007)
When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

Episode 11: American Dream Factory (Jan/28/2007)
When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

Episode 12: A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial (Feb/11/2007)
When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

Episode 13: Black Mystery Month (Feb/18/2007)
While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

Episode 14: An Apocalypse to Remember (Mar/25/2007)
Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

Episode 15: Four Little Words (Apr/01/2007)
Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.

Episode 16: When a Stan Loves a Woman (Apr/29/2007)
After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

Episode 17: I Can't Stan You (May/06/2007)
When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

Episode 18: The Magnificent Steven (May/13/2007)
Stan recounts his story of how he set out on a quest to make Steve a man, which gets him prosecuted for slaughtering contaminated cattle. Meanwhile, Roger starts a cat fight between Francine and Hayley after he unintentionally gives one a little more attention.

Episode 19: Joint Custody (May/20/2007)
Roger and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana across the country. But when the truth is revealed, Stan offers some fatherly advice. Meanwhile, Steve becomes convinced that he has been cursed with a psychic gift.

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Episode 1: The Vacation Goo(Sep/30/2007)
When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.

Episode 2: Meter Made (Oct/07/2007)
In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

Episode 3: Dope & Faith (Oct/14/2007)
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

Episode 4: Big Trouble in Little Langley (Nov/04/2007)
When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

Episode 5: Haylias (Nov/11/2007)
When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

Episode 6: The 42-Year-Old Virgin (Nov/18/2007)
At a poker game with the guys, Stan reveals that he has never actually killed anyone and is therefore a "killing virgin." Stan's image in the house changes quite a bit, so Roger and the guys decide to help him pop his killing cherry.

Episode 7: Surro-Gate (Dec/02/2007)
When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska border, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

Episode 8: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (Dec/16/2007)
After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

Episode 9: Frannie 911 (Jan/06/2008)
After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.

Episode 10: Tearjerker (Jan/13/2008)
Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

Episode 11: Oedipal Panties (Jan/27/2008)
When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

Episode 12: Widowmaker (Feb/17/2008)
Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally but, after a few psychiatrist sessions with Roger, he's more touchy-feely than she can handle when he tells her he killed her friend's husband. Meanwhile, Steve vows vengeance when Hayley kills the queen bee from his science project.

Episode 13: Red October Sky (Apr/27/2008)
Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.

Episode 14: Office Spaceman (May/04/2008)
Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

Episode 15: Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold (May/11/2008)
Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's "Contra"-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.

Episode 16: Spring Break-Up (May/18/2008)
Unappreciated by Stan, Francine visits her parents over spring break. Yet the family is unaware of Roger's own plans to become the 'King of Spring Break,' as he invites college coeds to come party at their revamped home. While Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra, Stan's tastes lead him to Jessica, his new Spring Break buddy. Stan must now decide whether the booze cruise with Jessica is better than married life.

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Episode 1: 1600 Candles (Sep/28/2008)
The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0, but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty! With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through "the change" in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones.

Episode 2: The One That Got Away (Oct/05/2008)
When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.

Episode 3: One Little Word (Oct/19/2008)
When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

Episode 4: Choosey Wives Choose Smith (Nov/02/2008)
Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her lost love is still alive, but when Stan and Roger track him down, Francine is forced to choose between the two men.

Episode 5: Escape From Pearl Bailey (Nov/09/2008)
Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls at school who tease losers, including his ex-girlfriend Debbie.

Episode 6: Pulling Double Booty (Nov/16/2008)
Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and ends up in the arms of Stan's body double from the CIA, but things get really bizarre when the body double starts hitting on Francine.

Episode 7: Phantom of the Telethon (Nov/30/2008)
When the CIA's budget gets cut, Roger suggests that Stan hold a telethon to raise funds. When Stan takes credit for the brilliant idea, Roger does everything in his power to sabotage it.

Episode 8: Chimdale (Jan/25/2009)
When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.

Episode 9: Stan Time (Feb/08/2009)
Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.

Episode 10: Family Affair (Feb/15/2009)
When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

Episode 11: Live and Let Fry (Mar/01/2009)
When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favourite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

Episode 12: Roy Rogers McFreely (Mar/08/2009)
When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to Stan's heart - the Homeowner's Association. When Roy Rogers McFreely is appointed chairman of the association and starts to abuse his power, Stan, Hayley and Steve lead the opposition to preserve the small town's "American" values and take the community back from "the man."

Episode 13: Jack's Back (Mar/15/2009)
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

Episode 14: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle (Mar/22/2009)
Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.

Episode 15: Wife Insurance (Mar/29/2009)
When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."

Episode 16: DeLorean Story-An (Apr/19/2009)
Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

Episode 17: Every Which Way But Lose (Apr/26/2009)
Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

Episode 18: Weiner of Our Discontent (May/03/2009)
Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

Episode 19: Daddy Queerest (May/10/2009)
Neighbours Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.

Episode 20: Stan's Night Out (May/17/2009)
Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.  

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Episode 1: In Country... Club (Sep/27/2009)
When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

Episode 2: Moon Over Isla Island (Oct/04/2009)
Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the General and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.

Episode 3: Home Adrone (Oct/11/2009)
Steve and his friends find and play with what they think is a video game in his father's study, but they really activate a CIA drone.

Episode 4: Brains, Brains, and Automobiles (Oct/18/2009)
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.

Episode 5: Man in the Moonbounce (Nov/08/2009)
Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood

Episode 6: Shallow Vows (Nov/15/2009)
Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

Episode 7: My Morning Straightjacket (Nov/22/2009)
After attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.

Episode 8: G-String Circus (Nov/29/2009)
Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.

Episode 9: Rapture's Delight (Dec/13/2009)
The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.

Episode 10: Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth (Jan/03/2010)
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride. Meanwhile, it's up to Steve and his friends to help out an old friend.

Episode 11: A Jones for a Smith (Jan/31/2010)
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

Episode 12: May the Best Stan Win (Feb/14/2010)
Francine questions her relationship with Stan when his more romantic cyborg counterpart from the future arrives; Roger directs Steve and his pals in a remake of "The Goonies".

Episode 13: Return of the Bling (Feb/21/2010)
When Stan admits that his heroes include Ronald Reagan and the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team, including Michael Eruzione and Rob McClanahan, Roger confesses that he played on the team as Chex LeMeneux. But when Roger comes clean that he took steroids to win, they both lose. Meanwhile, Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

Episode 14: Cops & Roger (Apr/11/2010)
After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship.

Episode 15: Merlot Down Dirty Shame (Apr/18/2010)
When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

Episode 16: Bully For Steve (Apr/25/2010)
Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

Episode 17: An Incident at Owl Creek (May/09/2010)
In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.

Episode 18: Great Space Roaster (May/16/2010)
It's Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.

Source: Tv.com

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Episode 1: 100 A.D. (1) (Oct/03/2010)
As Hayley and Jeff elope, Stan offers a $50,000 reward for anyone who would stop them, with everyone in town trying to claim it, including Steve and Roger as Wheels and the Legman.

Episode 2: Son of Stan (2) (Oct/10/2010)
After Stan creates a clone of Steve, Francine and Stan compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. Meanwhile, Roger tracks down the AWOL bride and groom in Thailand.

Episode 3: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls (Nov/07/2010)
Stan and Francine have had the scariest haunted house on the block for eight years running, but when one of their neighbors provides some stiff competition, Stan ups the ante with a “killer” set-up.

Episode 4: Stan's Food Restaurant (Nov/14/2010)
Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt... until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

Episode 5: White Rice (Nov/21/2010)
After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

Episode 6: There Will Be Bad Blood (Nov/28/2010)
It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

Episode 7: The People vs. Martin Sugar (Dec/05/2010)
If there's one thing that Stan Smith loves, it's a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

Episode 8: For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls (Dec/12/2010)
Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.

Episode 9: Fart-break Hotel (Jan/16/2011)
After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge, she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life

Episode 10: Stanny Boy and Frantastic (Jan/23/2011)
When Stan and Francine meet a young couple, Tom and Cami, their predictable lives get a shot of adrenaline as they do their best to keep up with the younger couple's crazy and adventurous lifestyle. But it isn't long before Stan and Francine struggle to keep up and come up with a plan to slow Tom and Cami down permanently.

Episode 11: A Piñata Named Desire (Feb/13/2011)
With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

Episode 12: You Debt Your Life (Feb/20/2011)
When Stan and Roger disagree over a recent string of events, Roger moves out of the house in protest but is quickly replaced by another warm body. After Roger learns of the replacement roomie, the two of them battle for Stan's affection. Meanwhile, Steve gets a new job at school that allows him to do a little self-promotion over the P.A. system.

Episode 13: I Am the Walrus (Mar/27/2011)
Stan tries to prove his superiority when Steve challenges him for family dominance; Jeff and Hayley try marriage counselling.

Episode 14: School Lies (Apr/03/2011)
In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan to choose between family and his career.

Episode 15: License to Till (Apr/10/2011)
When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

Episode 16: Jenny Fromdabloc (Apr/17/2011)
After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

Episode 17: Home Wrecker (May/08/2011)
Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.

Episode 18: Flirting with Disaster (May/15/2011)
Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

Episode 19: Gorillas in the Mist (May/22/2011)
Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit, Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.

Source: Tv.com &  Tvrage.com

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Episode 1: Hot Water (Sep/25/2011)
Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.

Episode 2: Hurricane! (Oct/02/2011)
When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home.

Episode 3: A Ward Show (Nov/06/2011)
Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve’s BFF Principal Lewis fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping

Episode 4: The Worst Stan (Nov/13/2011)
When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school’s Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.

Episode 5: Virtual In-Stanity (Nov/20/2011)
After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve’s life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis, whom he sends Steve’s way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep’s Steve’s virginity out of “blonde’s” way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys “drive and dash,” he goes on a manhunt to get his Revenge.

Episode 6: The Scarlett Getter (Nov/27/2011)
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.

Episode 7: Season's Beatings (Dec/11/2011)
Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

Episode 8: The Unbrave One (Jan/08/2012)
When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

Episode 9: Stanny Tendergrass (Jan/29/2012)
When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

Episode 10: Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa’s Key (Feb/12/2012)
During the latest case for Wheels and the Legman, Stan joins the firm, however things don't go as planned after Stan is kidnapped. Meanwhile, Klaus insists to Francine and Hayley he can his photos submitted to CutePetPics.com

Episode 11: Old Stan In The Mountain (Feb/19/2012)
A curse is put on Stan after he is overly vocal about his hatred for old people. As a result, he's turned into an old and frail man. Roger takes Francine to a dance competition.

Episode 12: The Wrestler (Mar/04/2012)
Stan's high school wrestling record is threatened by Roger.

Episode 13: Dr. Klaustus (Mar/11/2012)
Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.

Episode 14: Stan's Best Friend (Mar/18/2012)
Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

Episode 15: Less Money, Mo Problems (Mar/25/2012)
After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

Episode 16: The Kidney Stays In The Picture (Apr/01/2012)
Stan discovers that Francine was unfaithful one night before she and Stan married. With the possibility that Hayley may not be his biological daughter, he travels back in time to find out who the mystery dad might be. But when he inadvertently disrupts the events of the past, he must do everything to avoid changing the future.

Episode 17: Ricky Spanish (May/06/2012)
Roger rediscovers his alter-ego "Ricky Spanish," an infamous character who remains the most despised man in town. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are in for a surprise when their sponsored child from Africa shows up on their doorstep.

Episode 18: Toy Whorey (May/13/2012)
When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it's up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

Source: TvRage

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Episode 1: Love, American Dad Style (Sep/30/2012)
After Roger opens a bar in the Smith's attic and and hearing her sing in the shower, Roger hires Hayley as his entertainment.
However Roger realizes he's in love with Hayley and quickly takes his infatuation too far. Meanwhile, Stan tries to sell his old SUV so he can purchase a new Hummer.

Episode 2: Killer Vacation (Oct/07/2012)
The Smith family’s tropical vacation turns out to be anything but relaxing when Stan is assigned a mission to kill the activities director at their resort, whom his boss at the CIA insists is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff try to rekindle their fading romance, while Roger, as his latest persona, Abigail Lemonparty, falls for an older gentleman

Episode 3: Can I Be Frank With You (Nov/04/2012)
Francine fears that she and Stan are growing apart because he spends so much time hanging out with his buddies at the "CIA Chill House." Meanwhile, Steve and his friends are recruited to join a boy band and make a music video

Episode 4: American Step dad (Nov/18/2012)
Stan invites his mother (guest voice Swoosie Kurtz) to come live with the family after Stan’s stepfather dies, and tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. But Roger and Stan’s mom quickly fall in love and get married, and Stan is forced to deal with Roger as his new stepdad. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends discover a mysterious plane crash while on a bike ride and come across a long-lost script of a “Fast and Furious” movie that they are determined to get made

Episode 5: Why Cant We Be Friends (Dec/02/2012)
Stan decides that Snot isn’t cool enough to be Steve’s best friend. So he attempts to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor, of which Snot is the only witness and is then placed in the CIA Witness Protection program. Meanwhile, Roger hires Jeff to clean his attic for extra cash, but keeps robbing him every time he goes back downstairs

Episode 6: Adventures in Hayleysitting (Dec/09/2012)
The Smith family’s regular babysitter, Lindsay (guest voice Alison Brie), breaks her leg in a soccer match, so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley, despite her track record of being extremely irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve about being a goody-two-shoes, Steve is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out of the house to go to a party with the cool kids

Episode 7: Minstrel Krampus (Dec/16/2012)
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve’s attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it’s up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service

Episode 8: Finger Lenting Good (Jan/06/2013)
Francine encourages the family to give up their various vices, but they all get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and enter into a harrowing pact with Bullock. Meanwhile, a pastie is left in the attic, Cinderella-style, and Roger sets out to find the “perfect bosom” on which to place it

Episode 9: The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari (Jan/13/2013)
Francine sets out to teach Roger a lesson in the importance of working hard, but the idea backfires. Meanwhile, Steve's school project requires interviewing Stan about his past, and he's soon sorry he asked.

Episode 10: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (Jan/27/2013)
In a tribute to and send-up of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play, August: Osage County, a dark secret is revealed about the Smith family’s past when Francine invites Stan’s incarcerated dad, Jack, to Stan’s birthday party. Also in this spoof, Roger plays Edna, a maid who nurses Bullock and Hayley’s love child. But when Edna falls in love with Bullock, it could mean dire consequences for the kid.

Episode 11: Max Jets (Feb/10/2013)
Roger announces that “Max Jets,” a character of Roger’s who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is soon getting out of prison. But a wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress who threatens the family’s inheritance.

Episode 12: Naked to the Limit, One More Time (Feb/17/2013)
Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise.
But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end

Episode 13: For Black Eyes Only (Mar/10/2013)
In Part 2 of “The Tearjerker Saga,” a “James Bond” parody, Stan and his wife Sexpun Tocome’s honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers

Episode 14: Spelling Bee My Baby (Mar/24/2013)
Francine discovers Steve’s special talent that will help him get into a great school: spelling. But when she fears that Steve is being distracted by Hiko’s sister, Akiko, she takes drastic measures to ensure victory at the Pearl Bailey High School Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger want Hayley to line-judge their badminton game, but she’s still devastated over Jeff, so they decide to push her through the five stages of grief as quickly as possible.

Episode 15: The Missing Kink (Apr/14/2013)
After feeling underwhelmed in the bedroom, Francine soon discovers a new interest in spanking. Then, Hayley tries to get back into the dating scene with disastrous results, and reluctantly submits to Snot's advance, agreeing to a dinner date.

Episode 16: The Boring Identity (Apr/21/2013)
While on a CIA operation in Florida, where the "real" Osama bin Laden is running a novelty restaurant, Stan has an accident and develops amnesia, so Francine takes the opportunity to mold him into the perfect husband. Meanwhile, to earn some extra cash, Steve helps out Roger on his paper route, where he becomes seduced by the dark side of the business.

Episode 17: The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith (Apr/28/2013)
Stan is shocked when CIA Internal Affairs tells him that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and must have his memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve runs into a bully at school, so Roger hires an old friend Stelio Kontos to take care of the problem.

Episode 18: Lost In Space (May/05/2013)
Roger returns to his home planet where to find his way home, Jeff must prove to the evil Emperor Zing that he was always in love with Hayley.

Episode 19: Da Flippity Flop (May/12/2013)
Klaus discovers his original human body, but Stan refuses to help him switch back. So, Klaus steals Stan's body and Stan becomes the fish. Meanwhile, Roger turns the attic into a gym, and tries to pressure Steve into a long-term membership.

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Episode 1: Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure (Sep/29/2013)
Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan takes home the CIA’s cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.

Episode 2: Poltergasm (Oct/06/2013)
Francine’s “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.

Episode 3: Buck, Wild (Nov/03/2013)
Steve is eager to prove that he’s no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip

Episode 4: Crotchwalkers (Nov/10/2013)
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at “The Gash” goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls’ first Russian Balalaika trio

Episode 5: Kung Pao Turkey (Nov/24/2013)
Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.
Meanwhile, Francine’s mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner

Episode 6: Independent Movie (Dec/01/2013)
Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve’s commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a “verbal agreement” to split the profits

Episode 7: Faking Bad (Dec/08/2013)
Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs. Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage

Episode 8: Minstrel Krampus (Dec/15/2013)
When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus (guest voice Glover), a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve’s attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it’s up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service

Episode 9: Vision Impossible (Jan/05/2014)
Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger’s abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.

Episode 10: Familyland (Jan/12/2014)
Francine is eager to re-live the Smith kids’ childhood theme park adventures on a family visit to “Familyland.” But, when the nefarious and cryogenically-frozen founder of the theme park, Roy Family is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners of the medieval-themed park

Episode 11: Cock Of The Week (Jan/26/2014)
Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the good deeds that real Stan would never consider, and stopping him from ever killing again

Episode 12: Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses (Mar/16/2014)
Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s fallen for him.  But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become “Charlie’s Angels”-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban to blow up the sun.

Episode 13: I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy (Mar/23/2014)
Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan finds a loophole, by drugging the kids and putting them on the CIA’s holodeck, which, naturally, goes awry. Meanwhile, Hayley buys Roger’s home star on the International Star Registry and claims she’s now his queen.

Episode 14: Stan Goes on the Pill (Mar/30/2014)
In order to become better connected to Francine, Stan takes an experimental CIA drug that turns him into a woman. Meanwhile, Roger & Klaus decide to open a business selling Stan's old suits.

Episode 15: Honey, I'm Homeland (Apr/06/2014)
Stan attempts to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he's captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been "turned".

Episode 16: She Swill Survive (Apr/13/2014)
Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley’s best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter’s knowledge to get ahead at work

Episode 17: Rubberneckers (Apr/27/2014)
Stan discovers a way he can slyly check out other women. When the new couch ends up with a stain on it, Roger and Klaus try to cover it up.

Episode 18: Permanent Record Wrecker (May/04/2014)
Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only job he’s able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager. Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.

Episode 19: News Glances With Genevieve Vavance (May/11/2014)
Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise.

Episode 20: The Longest Distance Relationship (May/18/2014)
Hayley, still heartbroken over Jeff’s abduction, meets millionaire Matt Davis, who begins to help her move forward, until Steve and Snot discover that Jeff’s alive and trying to make it back to her.

Source: TVRage

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Episode 1: Roger Passes the Bar (Sep/14/2014)
Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a new next-door neighbor (Jane Krakowski), who was recently registered as a sex offender, promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.

Episode 2: A Boy Named Michael (Sep/14/2014)
Roger moves in with Greg and Terry as their adopted Russian son "Michael" after growing tired of the Smiths not being sophisticated. Meanwhile, Stan orders a La-Z-Boy and slowly becomes white trash to annoy Roger while he's living with the Corbin/Bates.

Episode 3: Blagsnarst, a Love Story (Sep/21/2014)
A furry pink female alien (Kim Kardashian) is discovered in the woods by Francine and Roger, who begins a relationship with her, but quickly tires of her many quirks and eccentricities after having a one-night stand. Roger makes several attempts to get rid of her, including calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can't go through with it.

Episode 4: Blonde Ambition (Oct/20/2014)
Hayley decides to become a blonde when her efforts to save the planet get no attention, while Stan and Steve go on a journey to search for a new Smith home.

Episode 5: CIAPOW (Oct/27/2014)
Stan determines to prove that humans are better than robots when Bullock sends in a drone instead of him and the guys for a mission, while Francine and the family compete in a slow-motion race.

Episode 6: Scents and Sensei-bility (Nov/03/2014)
Snot and Steve enroll in a karate class after getting fed up of being bullied. Snot later gets brainwashed by the sensei, and Steve must come to the rescue. Meanwhile, Klaus becomes an outside pet when he gets an odor.

Episode 7: Big Stan on Campus (Nov/10/2014)
When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers and takes a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

Episode 8: Now and Gwen (Nov/17/2014)
Hayley suspects that Gwen (Uma Thurman), Francine's sister, is up to no good when she comes to town. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

Episode 9: Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (Dec/01/2014)
In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' life. His wish comes true, and Lewis gets the whole Smith family.

Episode 10: LGBSteve (Feb/23/2015)
Hayley wants to join a roller derby team, but can only play if her "sister" Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine hire a magical repairman to fix their garden.

Episode 11: Morning Mimosa (Mar/02/2015)
Francine refuses to cook for Steve after he curses her out. Soon after, Steve becomes a master chef and appears on a popular cooking show. Meanwhile, when snapping his fingers, Stan thinks he can become invisible.

Episode 12: My Affair Lady (Mar/09/2015)
Hayley falls for a co-worker at her new job and considers having an affair with him. Meanwhile, Francine and Steve go to a mother-son dance and Stan tags along.

Episode 13: A Star is Reborn (Mar/16/2015)
Stan believes he is the reincarnation of a dead Hollywood celebrity, after being convinced so by the dead man's wife on a trip to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve are kennel-trained by Roger.

Episode 14: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour (Mar/23/2015)
The Smiths head to the Big Apple in New York when Francine is nominated for an award for her housewife novel. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl. Elsewhere, Roger and Steve re-create their fictional partnership, Wheels and the Legman.

Episode 15: The Shrink (Mar/30/2015)
After witnessing a fatal car crash, Stan goes to a shrink for help. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus prepare to go out wine tasting.

Episode 16: Holy $h!t, Jeff's Back! (May/18/2015)
Jeff finally returns from space... or does he ? Meanwhile, Snot puts Steve in charge of his hamster.

Episode 17: American Fung (May/25/2015)
"American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman, Fung Wah. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary & Steve and Hayley helps Roger get rid of a few things when his closet becomes overcrowded.

Episode 18: Seizures Suit Stanny (Jun/01/2015)
When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

Source: Wiki

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Episode 1: Blonde Ambition (Oct/20/2014)
Hayley decides to become a blonde when her efforts to save the planet get no attention, while Stan and Steve go on a journey to search for a new Smith home.

Episode 2: CIAPOW (Oct/27/2014)
Stan determines to prove that humans are better than robots when Bullock sends in a drone instead of him and the guys for a mission, while Francine and the family compete in a slow-motion race.

Episode 3: Scents and Sensei-bility (Nov/03/2014)
Snot and Steve enroll in a karate class after getting fed up of being bullied. Snot later gets brainwashed by the sensei, and Steve must come to the rescue. Meanwhile, Klaus becomes an outside pet when he gets an odor.

Episode 4: Big Stan on Campus (Nov/10/2014)
When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers and takes a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

Episode 5: Now and Gwen (Nov/17/2014)
Hayley suspects that Gwen (Uma Thurman), Francine's sister, is up to no good when she comes to town. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

Episode 6: Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas (Dec/01/2014)
In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' life. His wish comes true, and Lewis gets the whole Smith family.

Episode 7: LGBSteve (Feb/23/2015)
Hayley wants to join a roller derby team, but can only play if her "sister" Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine hire a magical repairman to fix their garden.

Episode 8: Morning Mimosa (Mar/02/2015)
Francine refuses to cook for Steve after he curses her out. Soon after, Steve becomes a master chef and appears on a popular cooking show. Meanwhile, when snapping his fingers, Stan thinks he can become invisible.

Episode 9: My Affair Lady (Mar/09/2015)
Hayley falls for a co-worker at her new job and considers having an affair with him. Meanwhile, Francine and Steve go to a mother-son dance and Stan tags along.

Episode 10: A Star is Reborn (Mar/16/2015)
Stan believes he is the reincarnation of a dead Hollywood celebrity, after being convinced so by the dead man's wife on a trip to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve are kennel-trained by Roger.

Episode 11: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour (Mar/23/2015)
The Smiths head to the Big Apple in New York when Francine is nominated for an award for her housewife novel. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl. Elsewhere, Roger and Steve re-create their fictional partnership, Wheels and the Legman.

Episode 12: The Shrink (Mar/30/2015)
After witnessing a fatal car crash, Stan goes to a shrink for help. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus prepare to go out wine tasting.

Episode 13: Holy $h!t, Jeff's Back! (May/18/2015)
Jeff finally returns from space... or does he ? Meanwhile, Snot puts Steve in charge of his hamster.

Episode 14: American Fung (May/25/2015)
"American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman, Fung Wah. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary & Steve and Hayley helps Roger get rid of a few things when his closet becomes overcrowded.

Episode 15: Seizures Suit Stanny (Jun/01/2015)
When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

Source: Wiki