bala

Ok i saw this forum game on another forum and i found the game amusing but i don't know if this will catch on but let see what happens

Basically, what you do is this:

I wish for something

"I wish that I had a 300 Million Dollar Boat"

The next person then "grants" that wish, but adds a downside

"The boat has no hull"

Try to make the "corruptions" as amusing as possible, and don't make your wishes too outrageous.

An example of a good wish: "I wish I had 1 Billion dollars"

An example of a bad wish: "I wish I was George Bush" (I mean, how can you corrupt that any further? )

An example of a good corruption: "The money is Monopoly Money"

An example of a bad corruption: "The money could have gone to poor people"

I will begin with my wish:

I wish I won a holiday

waterlilybarb

Your holiday is on a deserted island.

I wish I had my own zoo.

bala

Wish granted but animals are allowed to roam free

I wish i was a billionaire

magic4u

your wish granted you own a billion marbles !
i wish i liked fried chicken

bala

Granted but everything you touch turns to fried chicken

I wish i was happy

magic4u

granted but you are now a clown
i wish you were happy

waterlilybarb

Granted, but now Bala lives with you.

I wish I could grab food from my computer screen.

shinny

Granted but your food tastes like cardboard

I wish I could afford to fly first class to Australia

waterlilybarb

Granted, but there are no available seats, so you must fly in the cargo hold.

I wish my cats could turn into people so they could do the housework.

bala

Wish granted but your cats kick you out of the house

I wish i could get paid to watch TV Shows

waterlilybarb

Granted, but ALL the TV shows are in a language you don't understand.

I wish I had my own TARDIS.

bala

Granted but you don't have any idea how to fly it or how it works

I wish i had superman abilities

moonraven

Granted, but you have no sense of direction.
I wish I had a robot to do my chores for me.

bala

Granted but it can't learn any new ones in the future

I wish i had a kid

waterlilybarb

Granted, but it's EXACTLY like you.

I wish I owned all of my favourite books.

bala

LOL i am not that bad

Granted but you can only read them once since after you read last page of  the book it disappears

I wish i would never get old

dognxtdoor

Granted, instead you will grow younger until your just a stain on the floor.

I wish I was world famous.

bala

Granted but than you can't leave without bodyguard or protection and they will follow you everywhere you go.

I wish i could discover the cure for cancer i would be a very rich man

dognxtdoor

Granted..However after creating the cure, a new disease kills you.

I wish I could have a game system that allowed me to feel like I was the character and see through their eyes.

mrs_h

Granted, but you also feel their pain when they sustain damage

I wish I never had to go to work again