shinny

Granted but you'll experience the highest level of boredom known to man!

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

dognxtdoor

Granted...Except you can not speak at a volume where anyone can actually hear you.

I wish that I could be the supreme ruler of the universe.

bala

Granted but you are not allowed interfere in the universe can only observe it.

I wish i had 20-20 vision

dognxtdoor

Granted....But only through Giant Coke bottle glasses.

I wish I could do google searches in my brain.

shinny

Granted but you keep getting the 404 error message

I wish I could travel across the world in an instant!

dognxtdoor

Granted, but you can never stop on dry land.

I wish that I could explore the galaxy.

carlorica

Granted but you are on the edge of a Blackhole and watch the galaxy go by.

I wish that I was all knowing

dognxtdoor

Granted, however you have a low IQ, and can not comprehend the things that you know.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.

waterlilybarb

I'm too fried to come up with a reply, but that genuinely made me laugh out loud!

Someone still needs to grant Dan's wish.

bala

Granted but she's the opposite

I wish i had a work ethic

dognxtdoor

Granted, but no one will hire you.

I wish that I could invent the next greatest thing!

esperwolf

Granted, but it breaks easily and you have to refund their money.

I wish I was immune to poison.

bala

Granted but it take a year off your life every time you are poisoned.

I wish my parents could have peace of mind about my future

esperwolf

Granted, but the next day you die.

I wish I had a Impala.

waterlilybarb

Granted, but it's the animal, not the car.

I wish my cats would never shed again.

dognxtdoor

granted, but their fur becomes so thick they are simply balls of living fur.

I wish that I had more time in my day to enjoy doing things.

carlorica

granted but all the thing you do are for your wife. (Hope you are married)

I wish that I was a great coder.

shinny

Granted but you are so great nobody else can comprehend it and it becomes obsolete!

I wish there was such a thing as time travel!

bala

Granted but you can't control how far you travel in time (forward or backwards)

I wish they was no such thing as unemployment so a person is guaranteed a job without references

dognxtdoor

Granted but the only guaranteed jobs are greeter positions at Walmart.

I wish that life was a tv show, and I had the lead role.....