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Season 2
Episode 1: A Reunion... (Oct/23/2012)
After James receives a letter from the cast of Dawson's Creek cast, telling him that they are always open for a reunion episode, June sets out to make the reunion episode happen. This is until Chloe tells June that she's been the one sending the letter for the past 10 years. After Chloe confesses everything to James, he sets out on his own and calls all the cast members, only for all of them to reject him because of something he did when the show ended. After a talk with Mark Paul-Gosselaar, James realizes that he should put Dawson's Creek behind him, and focus on the future. Meanwhile, June tells her former friends, all fans of the show, of the reunion only to discover they've all moved on to better lives and realizes she is still living in the past. Busy Philipps, who co-starred in Dawson's Creek with James Van Der Beek, guest stars as a fictionalized version of herself.
Episode 2: Love and Monsters... (Oct/30/2012)
James, who is terrified of most Halloween-related things, throws an annual " positivity party" on Halloween. June finds out that Chloe is dating a man named Benjamin and is happy to see her friend in a real relationship until she learns the truth: Every year at one of these parties Chloe picks one person who she considers a "loser" and ruins their lives. She has found the perfect target by pretending to love Benjamin only to leave him thinking of his mother, who left when he was seven, by making him think of her as his mother. Benjamin reveals that he got wind of her trick through James and has been pulling the same trick on her by having her live her life as if it were a chick flick.
Episode 3: Sexy People... (Nov/13/2012)
June awaits People Magazine's announcement of their "Sexiest Man Alive." When she says that James isn't sexy enough to make the cut, Chloe insists that June is just a People Magazine follower – she'll admire whoever makes the cover, regardless of how she felt before. To prove her point, she takes over People Magazine (by walking into the offices, saying that she's the new Managing Editor, and firing people) and puts James on the cover. Chloe and James agree to mess with June, while June tries to avoid admitting that she now finds James sexy. In the end, James doesn't make the cover and Chloe goes back to People to find out that a woman named Margery picks the man every year – though James does get a photo spread in the magazine.
Episode 4: It's a Miracle... (Nov/20/2012)
Chloe and June have different thoughts about Thanksgiving. Since, June can't afford to fly home for Thanksgiving, Chloe persuades her to come to her parents' house for Thanksgiving, but June begins to feel uncomfortable and awkward. Meanwhile, James volunteers a celebrity soup kitchen in order to get publicity and is unpleasantly surprised when him and Luther actually work.
Episode 5: Whatever It Takes... (Dec/04/2012)
Chloe teaches June to "network" (drinking in the financial district), but when Chloe lands herself a hot young broker whose father is a Wall Street mogul, she also lands June a dream job offer, although there are strings attached and June must make a tough decision. Meanwhile, James's worst nightmare comes true when he is paired with the worst pro-dancer for Dancing with the Stars.
Episode 6: Bar Lies... (Dec/11/2012)
The season premiere for Dancing with the Stars is here and James is in Los Angeles preparing to dance. Chloe takes advantage of James's empty penthouse for one of her scams.
Episode 7: A Weekend in the Hamptons... (Dec/18/2012)
Everyone is in a bit of a funk -- June is obsessively awaiting news on a potential job and James is down on his luck -- so Chloe drags everyone along on a weekend getaway to the Hamptons. It's Chloe's mission to have the ultimate rager, crash the party of the year and hook up with the illusive host. However the road to debauchery keeps taking the wrong turn down paths of reflection
Episode 8: Paris... (Jan/06/2013)
June is nervous and excited about starting at Harken Financial. Things go surprisingly well, and she even meets an incredibly nice co-worker, Fox Paris. Chloe warns June, though, that she shouldn't be so trusting and that Fox is probably just keeping her enemies close. Meanwhile, Mark looks to James for help in expressing his newfound feelings for June.
Episode 9: The Scarlet Neighbor… (Jan/08/2013)
June and Chloe attend their first tenants' meeting after a new family moves in the building, but they make a scandalous scene and June quickly realizes that she needs to clean up Chloe's act so that they're not branded the floozies of the building. However things backfire when Chloe decides to set her sights on Mark, which is then further complicated by James' attempt to sabotage June's virtuous efforts.
Episode 10: Mean Girls... (Jan/13/2013)
June is making a real effort with Chloe to become BFFs, but Chloe is very wary because girls can be catty and manipulative, so instead June befriends a group of girls at her Pilates class who are the epitome of what Chloe detests. Meanwhile, James decides it's time to beef up his public image again and signs up to mentor an at-risk kid, but when they meet, neither of them knows what to do with the other
Episode 11: Dating Games... (Jan/15/2013)
June and Mark are obsessed with a reality dating show, and Chloe convinces June to go out there and actually get in the game herself. But when Chloe and June end up asking the same guy out, they get sucked into their very own pseudo dating show, with James orchestrating various dating challenges as they compete to win this guy's affection.
Episode 12: The Leak... (May/17/2013)
It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.
Episode 13: Monday June... (May/17/2013)
June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.
Episode 14: Teddy Trouble... (May/17/2013)
June is startled when a man she has never seen before jumps out of a door in the apartment that she has never seen before. It is Teddy, Chloe’s childhood friend from Camp C.U.T.S. (Callous Unemotional Trait Survivors) who visits her every year when he goes off his medications. His visit coincides with the Carter Marsh Annual Warehouse Sale, where Chloe uses psycho and manic Teddy to her advantage against all the vicious out of town women at the sale. But this year, Chloe finds herself increasingly distracted by her relationship with Benjamin. Meanwhile, James is devastated when he finds out that his Beek Jeans have been relegated to the “cooling rack” at the sale where no one is buying them.
Episode 15: The D… (May/17/2013)
June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. The two really hit it off and bond over having to deal with a crazy person in each of their lives. For June, it’s Chloe and for Will, it’s one of his clients, Chris Spalding, a demanding novelist. It is soon revealed that Chloe is Chris Spalding. After attempting to share this information with Will, June’s plan backfires and Chloe has Will fired. June turns to James, who desperately needs Will’s help on his own projects, to help get his job back. During this time, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla".
Episode 16: The Seven Year Bitch… (May/17/2013)
James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Chloe explains to June that she and James have veto power over who they each date. Chloe doesn’t want James to date anyone that will make him soft and complacent. However, she soon finds out that James has been secretly continuing to date Emily. Chloe decides that they need to take a break and end their relationship. But soon Luther and June realize that they must get the two back together after each of their lives begin to change- Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.
Episode 17: Using People… (May/17/2013)
June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Chloe tells June that she is using Mark whether she realizes it or not, and toying with his emotions. Mark admits to June that he likes her but she is unsure if she feels the same. They decide to have sex, but the result is not what they expected- it is awful. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.
Episode 18: Ocupado… (May/17/2013)
Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him. June recounts her own story about being unaware that the guy she liked was dating another girl. Chloe tells Benjamin that she is dating five other guys, and is surprised when Benjamin tells her that he is also dating five other girls. They bond over this. However, after a they hook up in the bathroom and Benjamin slips and falls, Chloe takes him to the hospital but discovers that his emergency contact is a girl named Melinda, who is number one in his rotation. She is hurt that she is not his number one. June tells her that she understands what she is going through, for the first time Chloe is feeling jealous.
Episode 19: Original Bitch… (May/17/2013)
Chloe hires a private investigator to track down the original bitch in Apt 23, Trish, who Chloe has been seeking revenge on since she stole her dream of becoming a dancer on a popular dance show years ago. But when they discover that Trish has died, Chloe cannot let go of wanting to get her vengeance and it begins to haunt her dreams. We enter Chloe’s dream where she must complete challenges in order to reach her goal and overthrow Trish as the top dancer on the TV show. But in this dream, Chloe learns something more important- she needs to trust June as her friend, because while Chloe knows everything about June, June knows nothing about her. Meanwhile in reality, James learns that his father is not his true biological father.
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contributed by codebreaker
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