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About NTSF-SD-SUV & Episode Guides

About NTSF-SD-SUV & Episode Guides

NTSF-SD-SUV Premiered on Adult Swim on July 21, 2011

About the Show:
NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists. As with many other acronym-ed police procedurals that dominate the airwaves, NTSF:SD:SUV::'s season of 15-minute episodes is ripped from the headlines and full of suspense, action, drama, cliffhangers, yelling, passionate love-making, more yelling, death and plenty of pregnant pauses. NTSF:SD:SUV:: is created by Paul Scheer and stars Scheer, Rebecca Romijn, Rob Riggle, Kate Mulgrew, Brandon Johnson, June Diane Raphael, Martin Starr and S.A.M., the first sentient robot on television. Guest stars include Jeff Goldblum, Jerry O'Connell, Gabrielle Union, Adam Scott, JK Simmons, Wilmer Valderama, Moon Bloodgood and many more. Also, in their first role, a fleet of gas-guzzling SUVs with full accessories and leather packages. NTSF:SD:SUV:: is produced by Abominable Pictures, Inc. Paul Scheer and Jonathan Stern are executive producers. Curtis Gwinn is co-executive producer. Series premieres Thursday, July 21 at 12:15 a.m. (ET/PT) on Adult Swim.


Actor’s name

Character’s name

Brandon JohnsonAlphonse
Rebecca RomijnJessie Nichols
Kate MulgrewKove
June Diane RaphaelPiper Ferguson
Rob RiggleP.O.T.N.
Paul ScheerTrent Hauser
Martin StarrSam

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Season 1

Episode 1: One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD! (Jul/22/2011)
An energy drink is exploding and killing University of Southern San Diego Students. NTSF teams with the FDA to investigate.

Episode 2: The Birthday Party That Was Neither (Jul/29/2011)
A mysterious caller draws the team to an abandoned warehouse for the purpose of revenge.

Episode 3: Exes and Oh-No's! (Aug/05/2011)
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

Episode 4: The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home (Aug/12/2011)
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

Episode 5: Dolphinnegan's Wake (Aug/19/2011)
Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.

Episode 6: Tijuana, We've Got A Problem (Aug/26/2011)
Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

Episode 7: Full Hauser (Sep/02/2011)
Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

Episode 8: Up Periscope, Down With San Diego (Sep/09/2011)
The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

Episode 9: Cause for conCERN (Sep/16/2011)
Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

Episode 10: Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Sep/23/2011)
Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.

Episode 11: Twistin' the Night Away (Sep/30/2011)
Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.

Episode 12: I Left My Heart In Someone's Cooler (Oct/07/2011)
In the first-season finale, terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.



Season 2

Episode 1: 16 Hop Street (Aug/10/2012)
Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

Episode 2: The Real Bicycle Thief (Aug/17/2012)
Trent infiltrates a bike racing scene to take down restaurant terrorists.

Episode 3: Sabbath-tage (Aug/24/2012)
Sam must stop a Riddle Terrorist before he destroys the city.

Episode 4: Lights, Camera, Assassination (Aug/31/2012)
A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.

Episode 5: Time Angels (Sep/07/2012)
Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

Episode 6: Whack-A-Mole (Sep/14/2012)
The team are blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

Episode 7: Robot Town (Sep/21/2012)
Trent visits Robot Town to clear Sam of murder charges.

Episode 8: Comic-Con-Flict (Sep/28/2012)
Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

Episode 9: The Return of Dragon Shumway (Oct/05/2012)
Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

Episode 10: Family Dies (Oct/19/2012)
Trent has to kill his dad.

Episode 11: Prairie Home Companion (Oct/26/2012)
Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

Episode 12: Wasilla Hills Cop (Nov/02/2012)
Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

Episode 13: The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial (Nov/09/2012)
The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

Episode 14: Christmas Activity (Dec/07/2012)
While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.


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Season 3

Episode 1: Comic Con-Air (Jul/26/2013)
While Trent tries to stop a skyjacking, on the ground Kove and Alphonse consider other alternatives.

Episode 2: Hawaii Die-0 (Aug/02/2013)
NTSF learns that the President of the Navy has been targeted for assassination at a commencement address, and a reprogrammed Trent is the prime suspect.

Episode 3: Extra Terrorist-rial (Aug/09/2013)
Trent learns that his nephew has made friends with an alien, a sure terrorist in Trent's eyes. Meanwhile, Daisy is keeping a secret.

Episode 4: Burn After Killing (Aug/16/2013)
When Kove's burn book goes missing and then Kove herself, NTSF goes into action.

Episode 5: TGI Murder (Aug/23/2013)
When the President of the Navy's restaurant gets strong armed, NTSF comes to his aid.

Episode 6: The Great Train Stoppery (Aug/30/2013)
A special episode of the Time Angels reveals how they saved the Trans-continental railroad in the old west.

Episode 7: A Hard Drive to Swallow (Sep/06/2013)
S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

Episode 8: Unfrozen Agent Man (Sep/13/2013)
The escape of a 1960's era radical from cryo-prison leads NTSF to bring in a retired agent to bring the escapee to justice.

Episode 9: Trading Faces (Sep/20/2013)
Trent and Sam switch faces to catch a bad guy, but come to blows when Sam doesn't want to switch back. Meanwhile, Piper tries to figure out why no one wants to come to her game night.

Episode 10: U-KO'ed (Sep/27/2013)
The planned reunification of Little Britain with San Diego is threatened when Alphonse is captured during an undercover operation.

Episode 11: How Piper Got Her Groove Initially (Oct/04/2013)
The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.

Episode 12: Wreck the Malls (Dec/13/2013)
It's an NTSF:SD:SUV:: Christmas which means murderous Santas, the gift of corpses, and verbal slights to all other religions. This year, Trent's children learn the true meaning of Christmas when a terrorist Mall Santa takes over the mall, trapping them inside with only their wits as weapons, while locking out the rest of their team, desperate to get in and continue shopping for last minute gifts.

contributed by codebreaker