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"That line was a Zinger" Game

"That line was a Zinger" Game

Winter has arrived (at least in the northern hemisphere) the days are getting shorter and it's dark way to early for my likings.



So i was thinking of bringing a little laughter into my life... and I'll award points to members who do so....

Interested?  Ok so here's how:

I find there is normally (at least) one great line in most shows.  You know the one... It makes you laugh, giggle, cringe, cry - the one that encompasses a priceless moment.  While watching your favourite show's if you come across such a line post it here.  Please include which show it's from (season & episode) plus which character said it.   Be sure to drop me a PM saying "that Line was a Zinger" so I can award you points.  

Now regarding points- I'm going to be totally arbitrary with awarding them - depending what mood I'm in and how good you line is your may earn more points (so make sure they're excellent ones)
Now for the bonus - If you read someone else's line and it brightened your day drop me a PM and I will award that line a bonus.


So the gauntlet has been dropped - I dare you to make me laugh  and to get the ball rolling here's one that cracked me up this week:


Bones 4x09 - State Trooper Instructor - after shooting tear gas into a meth lab, resulting in an explosion and having a flaming body land on the windshield of his truck -
"We're gonna need a.. um..a fire extinguisher, than maybe some sort of.... trauma councilor"  



[ Last edited by kwargalla at 11-14-2008 17:44 ]

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Supernatural 4x08 Wishful Thinking.....

After receiving reports of a sort of Bigfoot type creature and then seeing some very big footprints and then coming across a ransacked store that has been robbed of much of its liquor and pornographic magazines, Sam says "It’s got to be a joke, right? Some big ass mother in a gorilla suit? and then Dean says "Or it's a Bigfoot. You know, and he's some kind of alcoholo-porno addict. Kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny."
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  • kwargalla Points +6 Good catch on the duchovny slag. That on 11-14-2008 10:32

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C`mon people....

....I don`t want to seem greedy and grab all of the points

Easy and fun game...I`m waiting to hear some funny quotes

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Reply 3#3 LaveticusPrime's post

I know I thought it would be a fun and easy.

"Don't warn the tadpoles!"
"Don't warn the tadpoles?"
"I... I have frog fear." -- Willow

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Reply 4#4 kwargalla's post

I don't need points or anything, but I still can't get the whole Supernatural teddy bear scene out of my head.

"Why are we here?" says the giant depressed teddy bear
"For tea parties." says the cute little girl
"Is that all there is?" cries the giant depressed and drunk teddy bear

I just found that whole storyline to be terribly  funny
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  • kwargalla Points +5 I know you don't need them but it used 11-15-2008 11:29
"To be nobody but yourself in a world that's doing its best to make you somebody else, is to fight the hardest battle you are ever going to fight. Never stop fighting."
E. E. Cummings

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Prison Break 4x02 Breaking and Entering

When T-Bag was rescued in the dessert after killing Sancho and T-Bag was felling sick the guy's on the quad bikes said What's wrong man, eat some bad Mexican?
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  • kwargalla Treasure +4 I'm sure if a actually watched prison b 11-15-2008 11:31
  • kwargalla Points +2 I'm sure if a actually watched prison b 11-15-2008 11:31

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Reply 5#5 silver1978's post

I totally agree the manic depressed giant teddy bear was priceless -    especially with supernatural when you do expect it to be big foot or something along those lines

"Don't warn the tadpoles!"
"Don't warn the tadpoles?"
"I... I have frog fear." -- Willow

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south park s10 ep 1

Chef: Come on, children. Let's all go home and make love.
Stan: You need to see a psychiatrist, Chef. It's for your own good.
Chef: I just like to make love up your butt.
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here my one

Meredith (to Derek): I need you to tell Mark to keep his little Sloan out of little Grey.
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  • kwargalla Points +3 hopefully he listens when it comes to li 11-16-2008 15:48

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Nice ones everybody :)

Another one....

Stargate Atlantis 5x15 Remnants

Zelenka (to Dr. McKay): "...anyway, on the way back, I had an idea."
Dr. McKay: "Oh have a little lie down, it'll pass."

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  • kwargalla Points +5 yep that's worth a cuckle 11-17-2008 22:10

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OK so I just watched Greys and I counted at least 2 zingers i laughed at out loud.  so Greys fans if you'd like some points it's a great opportunity.

"Don't warn the tadpoles!"
"Don't warn the tadpoles?"
"I... I have frog fear." -- Willow

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Supernatural 4x10 Heaven and Hell

upon finding a girl who reveals that she is really and Angel who gave up being and Angel and removed her "grace" as she fell to earth, the angel decides that she can in fact reinstate her grace as long as she can find it.

Angel: ...that's why I'm gonna get it back.
Sam:  what?
Angel: My grace
Dean:  You can do that?
Angel: If I can find it.
Dean:  So what, you're just gonna take some divine bong hit and shazaam you're Roma Downey?

[ Last edited by LaveticusPrime at 11-21-2008 19:48 ]
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  • kwargalla Points +2 Bonus Points for making another person l 11-23-2008 09:34
  • kwargalla Points +4 only Dean could put something divine in 11-21-2008 11:43

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The Office 5x04 "Crime Aid"

  Dwight is upset because his ex-girlfriend, Angela is marrying another guy.



Phyllis: What are you doing?
Dwight: Making a knife.
Phyllis: You're making a knife with a knife?
Dwight: You got a better way!?
   
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  • kwargalla Points +6 I'm not a fan of the office - but that 11-22-2008 08:08

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Thanks Kwargalla...

...for this nice, easy-going gift of a game

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Reply 14#14 LaveticusPrime's post

thanks - I'm glad your enjoying the game.  I do wish more people were offering up some more funny lines cause so far they've been great.

"Don't warn the tadpoles!"
"Don't warn the tadpoles?"
"I... I have frog fear." -- Willow

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Reply 12#12 LaveticusPrime's post

That's hilarious!  Thanks for that one.

Kim, I'll try and pay better attention when I'm watching TV.  I've heard a few good ones, but have been so tired that I forget which show I've seen them from by the time I log in.
Remember to KISS......Keep It Simple Stupid!

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Reply 16#16 waterlilybarb's post

  Glad you liked it. It's fun catching these zingers. I like the ones presented so far.

ps. You know Barb, I believe you are the one who suggested Stargate Atlantis to me a while back right?

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Reply 17#17 LaveticusPrime's post

I very well could have, since I'm a big fan of the show.  Currently I'm WAY behind in this season's episodes because I couldn't watch anything when I was on dial-up.  Now that I'm back on high speed, I'm looking forward to seeing how the season has progressed - I've only seen the first 3 episodes so far.
Remember to KISS......Keep It Simple Stupid!

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One Tree Hill 604 "Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Nathan and Jamie are father and son, respectively.

Jamie: I like Nanny Deb. I like uncle Skillz. So what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Your nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie: Yeah, but I let you kiss my mom.
Nathan: Eat your soup.
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  • kwargalla Points +6 they give that kid the best lines!!!! th 11-23-2008 20:42

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Reply 18#18 waterlilybarb's post

Well, just wanted to say thanks a million. I started watching a few months back and it is now one of my favorite shows. It even got me interested to watch SG1 since I learned that Atlantis is basically a continuation of SG1.  Anyway, thanks again. Too bad this season will be the Series Finale, but honestly, I think its not such a bad idea if they dont think they can do it justice and keep it interesting. A great series in any event.

So.......on to my next zinger. woohooo!!

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